This album is like staring at your bedridden grandfather whilst wordlessly opening and closing an umbrella.
SOFUCKINGDEEPMAN
HAVING A PROPER SMASHING PUMPKINS DAY TODAY
ON A MORE IMPORTANT NOTE, I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF CAPITAL POSTHASTE
THE SEARCH FOR A JOB BEGINS
NUMBER THREE
TODAY I HAVE WOKEN UP IN AN EXCELLENT MOOD
HERE IS SOMETHING FUNNY TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL
(ALL BEING ABOUT 3 PEOPLE BECAUSE I AM QUITE DISPOSABLE AT THE FACT Z-LIST CELEBRITIES ARE POURING OUT THEIR HEARTS OVER NOTHING ON THEIR INCREDIBLE TUMBLR BLOGS)
MY SECOND, MORE IRRELEVANT POST
HELLO MY NAME IS THOMAS ECCLES AND HERE IS WHAT I DID ON THIS EXHILARATING DAY
- I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AT AROUND THE 10:00AM MARK
- I SWITCHED ON MY PHONE, TO MY DELIGHT, NO MISSED CALLS/MESSAGES
- I GOT DRESSED IN YESTERDAY’S CLOTHES
- I ATE SOME TOY STORY MAGIC STARS CEREAL WHICH WERE SURPRISINGLY VERY NICE
- I THEN TOOK MY DOG PRINCE OUT FOR A WALK FOR HIM TO DO HIS BUSINESS
- THEN I SURFED THE INTERNET (FOR ABOUT 8 HOURS) WHICH INCLUDED MANY GAMES OF BEJEWELED BLITZ ON FACEBOOK, THE DOWNLOADING OF KI AND ADDICTED BY THE DEVIN TOWNSEND PROJECT THROUGH MEDIAFIRE, AND OF COURSE, SCROLLING THROUGH UNINTERESTING VIDEOS AND OTHER THINGS TO DO WITH THE INTERNET AND MY LAPTOP
- FOR DINNER I MADE MYSELF SOME CHEESE CRACKERS, BUT AS I FELT 4 OF THESE WOULDNT QUITE FULFILL MY HUNGER I DECIDED TO MAKE CHEESE AND HAM GRILLED SO INSTEAD OF USING UP MORE CHEESE I JUST PLACED THE CHEESE CRACKERS ONTO PIECES OF BREAD AND ADDED HAM AND OF COURSE NOT FORGETTING THE FINAL ADDING OF WORCESTER SAUCE
- BACK TO MY LAPTOP AGAIN, RESUMING WHAT I DID BEFORE I ATE
- FOR MY TEA I HAD FISHFINGERS, CHIPS AND BEANS, ALTHOUGH I DID NOT EAT ALL OF IT AS I WAS STILL QUITE SATISFIED FROM MY EARLY COOKING EFFORT
- PROCEED TO RESUME LAPTOP ACTIVITIES UNTIL I DECIDED TO MAKE A TUMBLR, WHICH BRINGS ME TO RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
I SUGGEST YOU GET TO BED PEOPLE AS IT IS PRECISELY 1 O’ CLOCK
